Girl I met at a party when I was sitting on someone’s floor looking at National Geographics sat next to me when I was studying Don’t remember her name, always nervous she’s going to ask me if I know her name I was just about to leave when she came in, but if I left right when she sat down, she might feel slighted So I sat next to her for ~2 minutes, waiting for an appropriate...
Daily Haiku #10
Passing McKeldin, I heard a girl say “fecal sample.” Perplexing.
Daily Haiku #9
1. Eating plantain chips, Studying kanji. Nervous About the future 2. Just translated the sentence: “Jibun hitori de wa dekinai” 3. “I can’t do this by myself.” Are you serious, Japanese homework?
Daily Haiku #8
1. Sitting on a bench, I watch squirrels wildly Uncover the earth 2. Like caffeinated Children, their claws appear to Move in hypertime
Daily Haiku #7
1. At the library People will give you strange looks If you start to laugh 2. Their eyes seem to say: “THIS IS A LIBRARY. SHHH. No fun and games here.” 3. Sometimes, though, I can’t Help but giggle when I think About these fuckers
Daily Haiku #6
1. Noticed a blooper in the first Lord of the Rings: Frodo’s nipple’s gone 2. Watching the scene where Bret from Flight of the Conchords Starts making a fuss 3. Finished Vonnegut’s Galápagos yesterday I liked it a lot
Daily Haiku #5
Woke up to my cat Mizz Kiki licking my sheets It’s good to be home
Daily Haiku #4
1 Picked up my dad at the Airport. He was chatting with His scientist friends 2 Woman scientist: “I’ve heard that you existed.” Whoa, girl, you’re awkward
Daily Haiku #3
I just pooped in a Recently cleaned toilet bowl But I don’t feel bad
Daily Haiku #2
Hanging out with Jeff At the radio station Super hydrated