December 2011
109 posts
Girl I met at a party when I was sitting on someone’s floor looking at National Geographics sat next to me when I was studying
Don’t remember her name, always nervous she’s going to ask me if I know her name
I was just about to leave when she came in, but if I left right when she sat down, she might feel slighted
So I sat next to her for ~2 minutes, waiting for an appropriate...
November 2011
84 posts
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Daily Haiku #10
Passing McKeldin,
I heard a girl say “fecal
sample.” Perplexing.
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Daily Haiku #9
1.
Eating plantain chips,
Studying kanji. Nervous
About the future
2.
Just translated the
sentence: “Jibun hitori
de wa dekinai”
3.
“I can’t do this by
myself.” Are you serious,
Japanese homework?
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Daily Haiku #8
1.
Sitting on a bench,
I watch squirrels wildly
Uncover the earth
2.
Like caffeinated
Children, their claws appear to
Move in hypertime
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Daily Haiku #7
1.
At the library
People will give you strange looks
If you start to laugh
2.
Their eyes seem to say:
“THIS IS A LIBRARY. SHHH.
No fun and games here.”
3.
Sometimes, though, I can’t
Help but giggle when I think
About these fuckers
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Daily Haiku #6
1.
Noticed a blooper
in the first Lord of the Rings:
Frodo’s nipple’s gone
2.
Watching the scene where
Bret from Flight of the Conchords
Starts making a fuss
3.
Finished Vonnegut’s
Galápagos yesterday
I liked it a lot
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Daily Haiku #5
Woke up to my cat
Mizz Kiki licking my sheets
It’s good to be home
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Daily Haiku #4
1
Picked up my dad at the
Airport. He was chatting with
His scientist friends
2
Woman scientist:
“I’ve heard that you existed.”
Whoa, girl, you’re awkward
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Daily Haiku #3
I just pooped in a
Recently cleaned toilet bowl
But I don’t feel bad
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Daily Haiku #2
Hanging out with Jeff
At the radio station
Super hydrated
