Record Setting Farmed Animal Rescue: Over Four... →
Each thing I do I rush through so I can do something else. In such a way do the...– Stephen Dobyns
I do things like get in a taxi and say, “The library, and step on it.– David Foster Wallace (via 4mbivalent)
Daily Haiku #27
Jealousy is my Least favorite emotion. It Seeps into the floor
After giving my landlord my rent check, he said,...
Glad to indirectly support Papa John’s
Creepy Shit Strangers Say
Last night on U St. a bouncer walked up to me and Jeff and pointed to each of us, saying, “You’re Asian. And you’re Asian. God bless you. I would kiss your feet. I’m sick and tired of seeing Asian girls with white guys!” I told him I was half-white, so he was only half-right, but that Jeff and I are getting married in the fall. He blew us kisses as we walked away.
Daily Haiku #26
1 Sorry for the lack Of haiku on my tumblr Been busy sleeping 2 All I want to do Is ride my bike, bake cookies, Play video games 3 Some people call this Childhood regression, but Adulthood’s so lame