February 2012
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Record Setting Farmed Animal Rescue: Over Four... →
“Each thing I do I rush through so I can do
something else. In such a way do the...”
– Stephen Dobyns
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“I do things like get in a taxi and say, “The library, and step on it.”
– David Foster Wallace (via 4mbivalent)
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Daily Haiku #27
Jealousy is my
Least favorite emotion. It
Seeps into the floor
After giving my landlord my rent check, he said,...
Glad to indirectly support Papa John’s
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Creepy Shit Strangers Say
Last night on U St. a bouncer walked up to me and Jeff and pointed to each of us, saying, “You’re Asian. And you’re Asian. God bless you. I would kiss your feet. I’m sick and tired of seeing Asian girls with white guys!” I told him I was half-white, so he was only half-right, but that Jeff and I are getting married in the fall. He blew us kisses as we walked away.
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Daily Haiku #26
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Sorry for the lack
Of haiku on my tumblr
Been busy sleeping
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All I want to do
Is ride my bike, bake cookies,
Play video games
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Some people call this
Childhood regression, but
Adulthood’s so lame
